Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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more pro than septher in all aspects. also usually have large breasts (males and females alike).
by Hybe March 24, 2008
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Not much is clear about the Marksman. They apparently use 'crossbows' which are a slow, annoying weapon that block your face when you hold them. Lol@that. Their 4th job skills aren't very intriguing, which is most likely why I always wonder what exactly a Marksman is when I see one walking around HHG1. Sometimes I wonder just -why- they're walking around HHG1, but then it hit me- they're just as nooby as the level 8 magicians. FatalEyes is a good example of this breed. (Marksmanicus Noobicus)

wats a marksman? i hav no idea.
by Septher March 11, 2008
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1.some one who is an easy target for disses. basically a loser.
that wigger who acts like eminem is such a marksman
by little_miss September 29, 2006
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the act of creating a killzone of jizz, with one shot above the left eye, one between the eyes, and one directly into the right eye all in one orgasm
Dude, your sister came over and when I jizzed, i completed a perfect marksman shot.
by mattdamon2334 March 25, 2009
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