The most boring town in the state of Indiana. It is located in Grant county. There is nothing to do there at all its so boring. The people are about as smart as a rock.
by wsimpson86 June 24, 2011
by marionpresidents April 27, 2009
A crusty whore who always smells bad and goes after every taken man. She trotts through town chewing on hay barking at dogs and yelling “neighhh” she chews on meat like gum in her teeth. And fleas in her cheeks
by stoopiDbitxh November 10, 2019
A town of 17,000 serving as the county seat of Williamson County in Southern Illinois. The town was originally a swamp, just like Orlando, again proving that "you can drain the swamp from the land, but not from the people." The town's mayor, Bob Butler, has been in office continuously since 1963 and is most likely a Federal plant, owing to the large Shawnee Forest National Park's collection of munitions, a General Dynamics Ordnance arms manufacturing plant which may produce as much as 30% of the nation's ammunition, a local FBI branch headquarters, and the United States Penitentiary, Marion (built in 1963) serving as a replacement for Alcatraz.
Other major employers (besides the Federal Government) include Pepsi MidAmerica, with a mansion for the owners, the reportedly "dickish" Crisp family, located directly behind the complex so they can more effectively lord over them; AISEN manufacturing where rednecks and Japanese collide in something resembling an imported game show; and several insurance companies, banks, and hotels, Marion acting as a traditional Midwestern pit-stop town between Chicago, St. Louis., Memphis, and other cities more notable and livable.
Other major employers (besides the Federal Government) include Pepsi MidAmerica, with a mansion for the owners, the reportedly "dickish" Crisp family, located directly behind the complex so they can more effectively lord over them; AISEN manufacturing where rednecks and Japanese collide in something resembling an imported game show; and several insurance companies, banks, and hotels, Marion acting as a traditional Midwestern pit-stop town between Chicago, St. Louis., Memphis, and other cities more notable and livable.
"When going to St. Louis, be sure to completely pass Marion, IL."
"I'm from Marion, IL, home to Marion High School where I learned to create a PowerPoint presentation."
"I'm from Marion, IL, home to Marion High School where I learned to create a PowerPoint presentation."
by Strawberry ShortCult January 17, 2012
The intentional or lazy action of short arming an item to another person forcing that receiving person to reach unreasonably further to grab that item.
"Dude, really?! I always have to reach across to table to take the ketchup bottle from you. Stop pulling An Aunt Marion!"
by The Mountain Cat May 26, 2018
Another small ass town on the Norh Fork of long island. It consists of mainly old people and Greeks. They only have one restaurant that's designed for the tourists. A lavender farm in which whole of Asia flocks to during the summer . There's nothing to do but annoy your neighbors and shit. It's living the life bro
Bro: Oh hey I'm going move to east marion!
Bro 2: good luck there's nothing to do
Great for introverts tho!!
Watch out for the freaky Greeks and antisocial inbreds there !
Bro 2: good luck there's nothing to do
Great for introverts tho!!
Watch out for the freaky Greeks and antisocial inbreds there !
by Heuheuehue March 28, 2016
Home to the MHS Wildcats and the SI Miners, this overly-pretentious small town has been dubbed the "Hub of the Universe" by its aged mayor of 51 years. Sadly, this town has very little to offer in the form of entertainment, usually causing the youth to resort to drinking, drugs, or street racing. The best parts of the town include the Carnegie Library, Joe's Records, and the occasional weekend night spent at Marion Lake (ask a local about it's location).
Guy #1: "Hey man! Wanna go to Marion, Illinois this weekend?!?"
Guy #2: "Hell no! Why would we do that unless we're getting wasted or street racing?!?"
Guy #1: "Oh yeah, I totally forgot"
Guy #2: "Hell no! Why would we do that unless we're getting wasted or street racing?!?"
Guy #1: "Oh yeah, I totally forgot"
by nicktherushnut January 28, 2014