Urban Dictionary: mario’d

To be completely horsed/buzzed.

Damn dude I’m completely mario’d right now I can’t walk.

by Señor Guadalupe March 03, 2018

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When you get get bit or hit by a turtle or turtle shell in real life

I was laying on the beach and a turtle just mario’d me. No lie

by Mr Knight May 31, 2021

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