any girl whose first name is maria and last name is s just happens to be the funniest person in the world!! She also happens to be the bestest friend you could ever wish for and there is no person who could ever live up to her. Maria S is always the prettiest girl in the school and all the guys want her! She probably has curly light brown hair and green eyes. Beware though, Maria S is veryyy spontaneous and might randomly dye your hair because you get bored.

Wears glasses and complains about his ears, usually needs a haircut, goes to great lengths searching for nonexistent ailments, overreacts to inconveniences, probably likes Pink Floyd, wears musical shirts and complains of “shin splints”while running.