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Choppy water. The opposite of butter. Not acceptable for wakeboarding.
We were going to wakeboard this morning but the water was like margarine so we just surfed instead.
by unstopular August 28, 2010
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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by an anonymous source October 30, 2003
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the thing that is healthier than butter and no it is not plastic
I hoped for my dad to get more margarine but he said it was plastic
by pookiesgramma March 17, 2018
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