by Kooooooool October 02, 2016
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the old lady sitting across from you, seeming to have no laugh lines and is absolutely repulsed by the fact that you are just sitting there on your phone.
Margaret: you’re too young to be tired.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MARGARET YOU’RE TOO OLD TO BE ALIVE BUT HERE WE ARE.
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT MARGARET YOU’RE TOO OLD TO BE ALIVE BUT HERE WE ARE.
by I shitted actually February 21, 2020
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by 2018BJ February 24, 2018
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She is so Margaret if you turn on her.
by Hi dsfghjk February 21, 2020
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by FlyingOreos December 08, 2015
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A girl who is tired of having her name misspelled and only finding pictures of old ladies and that one chick from "Once Upon A Time" when she searches her name. Also, how hard is it to say "Mary-Margaret", like, is it really so long that you have to complain about saying it? And NO! Margaret is not her middle name! There is a hyphen, STOP saying it's her middle name. THis will make her hate you. ALSO, STOP SPELLING MARGARET "MARGART" LIKE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME
p.s. if you are trying to hit on a Mary-Margaret and you call her Mary while trying to sound sweet, she will lead you on and then break up with you two months later (Mary-Margaret is a salty b****)
p.s. if you are trying to hit on a Mary-Margaret and you call her Mary while trying to sound sweet, she will lead you on and then break up with you two months later (Mary-Margaret is a salty b****)
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret: "oh, It's actually Mary-Margaret"
Generic Person: "Oh, so like, you go by your first and middle? First and last?" (whose last name is Margaret wtf)
Mary-Margaret: READY TO SCREAM " no there's a hyphen, its all one name ha ha"
Generic Person: Has already walked away
LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
Mary-Margaret: "oh, It's actually Mary-Margaret"
Generic Person: "Oh, so like, you go by your first and middle? First and last?" (whose last name is Margaret wtf)
Mary-Margaret: READY TO SCREAM " no there's a hyphen, its all one name ha ha"
Generic Person: Has already walked away
LITERALLY 10 SECONDS LATER
Generic Person: "Hey Mary"
by whyismylifelikethis February 21, 2018
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Although generally very caring and gentle, with a goofy side shown to those trusted that shines brighter than the sun, Maggie has a reserved side. Whether hidden by jokes and a pretty face or in plain sight, it can be very intense. She can be very tolerant, but if you get her angry or mess with her friends she can tear you to pieces with a single stare or a slap across the face. Hugs are abundant, and make sure you're genuine. Although complicated at first glance, if you get past it she is extremely passionate, especially if you get her "in the mood". If she seems distant, she's probably contemplating something extremely complex and interesting, in her own world, thinking of life between the sheets, or asking herself random questions. Be careful, because once you hurt her she will ache for a long time under the surface. If she has a crush on you, make sure to make your social media public so she can look at every post just like she wants, and don't be afraid to make a move, because she'll always be understanding and willing to scoop you up in an embrace. (From a Maggie!)
"Did you see Maggie (Margaret)? She yelled at him so loudly he left with his tail between his legs!"
"Did you hear about what she said to Maggie? She looks.... broken."
"Holy crap, she's been stalking him every minute of the day for a week!"
"Did you hear about what she said to Maggie? She looks.... broken."
"Holy crap, she's been stalking him every minute of the day for a week!"
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