n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.
by The Slow Kid July 08, 2006
A girl with whom you would participate in anal sex with. Originating from the acronym M.A.W.U.D.B. Exclaimed when the girl is mentioned or seen.
Can be subsituted by any string of lyrics from the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name.
Can be subsituted by any string of lyrics from the Arctic Monkeys song of the same name.
by Thelads January 16, 2007
by boz74 March 08, 2011
An alcoholic drink that's unbelievable addictive.
To create this addictive drink you need the following:
- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser
1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!
ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)
ENJOY!
To create this addictive drink you need the following:
- Jägermeister
- Cointreaux
- Southern Comfort
- Coca-Cola
- Ice cubes
- Longdrink glass
- Shotglass/shot dispenser
1. Put 3 or 4 ice cubes in the glass.
2. Put 1 shot of Jägermeister and Cointreaux in the glass and half a shot of Southern Comfort.
3. Now top it off with Coca-Cola.
4. You have to test the alcohol/coca-cola ratio when you have not mixed it before. Just try to add more Coca-Cola while mixing it!
ATTENTION: DO NOT PUT TOO MUCH COCA-COLA IN THE DRINK (Max. 2/3) ;)
ENJOY!
by Sacrem September 09, 2009
Person 1: If Tom Brady were ever on a Mardi Gras float, I'd 100% Reverse Mardi Gras that son of a bitch. Kid probably rushed AEPi at Vandy.
Person 2: I'm saving the spear that I caught at Orpheus just for him. I don't like quarterbacks who hook up with their kids. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES TOM?!
Person 2: I'm saving the spear that I caught at Orpheus just for him. I don't like quarterbacks who hook up with their kids. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES TOM?!
by PlayerFormerlyKnownAsMouseCop March 07, 2019
an unpleasant occurence resulting from a long night during Mardi Gras in which one wakes up and discovers any sort of gooey, sticky, or otherwise disgusting substance in or on any part of their body. Usually happens to fine bitches from out of town.
New Orleans native: "Yo, last night I fucked this drunk bitch from Texas after the parade- she had some bad mardi gras cheesecake this morning!"
New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"
New Orleans Native 2: "Fuck yea dude!"
by Pink Fortress September 29, 2006
A cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. This is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a homosexual connotation.
by Brice Noter April 24, 2007