Post Mardi-Gras Depression, sometimes credited as PMGD, is a hangover-like (pun intended) state which effects all who attend the annual New Orleans tradition. The condition is brought upon by the end of wild partying, the onset of school/work, lack of free plastic, and the actualization that, for most men, they will not see another pair of good knockers until next Mardi Gras.
Symptoms include open weeping, headaches, drowsiness and the realization that your life may, in fact, be worthless. After Hurricane Katrina, many New Orleans citizens committed suicide once the city announced that Mardi Gras may never resume again.
Only time can undo these symptoms, as the patient will realize that Mardi-Gras will come again. As time passes, and as Mardi Gras approaches again, euphoria generally ensues.
Symptoms include open weeping, headaches, drowsiness and the realization that your life may, in fact, be worthless. After Hurricane Katrina, many New Orleans citizens committed suicide once the city announced that Mardi Gras may never resume again.
Only time can undo these symptoms, as the patient will realize that Mardi-Gras will come again. As time passes, and as Mardi Gras approaches again, euphoria generally ensues.
1. I was going to go to church for Ash Wednesday, but I was so smitten by Post Mardi Gras Depression that I couldnt get out of bed.
2. On his way home from Bourbon Street on Tuesday night, John intentionally ran his car off the Crescent-City Connection, killing himself. Most people believe he did this when he realized that no woman would get drunk enough to sleep with him until next Mardi-Gras.
2. On his way home from Bourbon Street on Tuesday night, John intentionally ran his car off the Crescent-City Connection, killing himself. Most people believe he did this when he realized that no woman would get drunk enough to sleep with him until next Mardi-Gras.
by MG MD February 26, 2009
This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.
My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006
by Sarah Olson February 14, 2018
French adaptation of the widely practiced See you Next Tuesday, meaning "You're a cunt, you think I really want to meet you again?!".
French scientist Guilhem was the first person to translate this phrase into French language. It seems to have spread in a large region of France, South of the Loire river and West of the Rhône river.
French scientist Guilhem was the first person to translate this phrase into French language. It seems to have spread in a large region of France, South of the Loire river and West of the Rhône river.
by incroyableJack January 20, 2020
by ABigBrvtalBoxOvDeath March 15, 2015
Tits that only come out at Mardi-Gras
Naked tits for free to see, touch, suck on, motor boat and plenty of em
The biggest gnarliest tits you've ever seen in your life
Naked tits for free to see, touch, suck on, motor boat and plenty of em
The biggest gnarliest tits you've ever seen in your life
by Karfentanil February 15, 2021
Naked boobies that come out at Mardi-Gras
Someone who flashes boobs randomly in public as if they were drunk at Mardi-Gras
Someone who flashes boobs randomly in public as if they were drunk at Mardi-Gras
by Karfentanil February 17, 2021