This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.
by SCOTT HYMAN August 04, 2006
When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.
hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.
by Reptar08 June 28, 2010
A player in MW2 that uses the perks Lightweight, Marathon, and Commando and runs around the whole map knifing other players for kills.
by LightweightMarathonCommandoHo October 20, 2011
When you run up the stairs and then take the declining escalator, each time giving the escalator attendant a high-five in the Yankee Stadium or any other sporting event stadium. Must consume copious amounts of alcohol before attempting. First introduced by the late great Spoon-Daddy from Northern NJ
"Spoons and Adnan were at the Yankee Stadium looking for the Hard Rock Cafe when Spoons performed the Irish Marathon."
by Courtyard of the dead October 18, 2013
When you stay on a piece of cardio equipment far longer than you normally would have to keep someone from turning the TV in from of you to Fox News
"Man, I was on that elliptical trainer for an hour doing s Gym Marathon just so no one would tune the TV onto Fox News."
by da Chetster February 20, 2018