A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

a chocolate covered sweet bar

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....
Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.

black man in a sleeping bag!

Another word for Fudge, when you want to swear but don't want to make it obvious.
Trust me, it confuses people.

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.