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When a girl takes a man's penis for hostage, the penis is jerked around in ways it shouldn't. This usually is followed by the woman proceeding to use the man as an apparatus for sexual activity. Screams are likely to be heard soon after.
Guy: "She raped me..."
Girl: "How does a guy get raped? You're stronger than her, aren't you?"
Guy: "Yes...but, she had control of my body...What's that term they use in court? Manslaughter?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Guy: "She started 'manslaughtering' my penis, and at that point, I saw the fury of Satan come from her body and massacre my penis..."
Girl: "How does a guy get raped? You're stronger than her, aren't you?"
Guy: "Yes...but, she had control of my body...What's that term they use in court? Manslaughter?"
Girl: "Yeah..."
Guy: "She started 'manslaughtering' my penis, and at that point, I saw the fury of Satan come from her body and massacre my penis..."
by MGBlight October 18, 2007
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018