(n) 1. activities, events, or interests typically enjoyed by the American male. 2. the materials, supplies, or equipment used in or related to the activities, events, or interests commonly enjoyed by the American male.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

Activities of particular manliness that are usually unacceptable for a woman to be doing. Usually referred to when one is asked what he is doing.

1: A turd of remarkable girth and length. Usually emotes the bearer to a sense of elevated pride and pathos towards his fellow man. The specimen is one worthy of at least a second look and brief ponderence. Because of its' rarity, another natural consideration is to share its' marvel with a significant other prior to flushing. 2: A turd of mythical proportions.

Material, activities, or experiences shared between men.
When emotions overtake a man it is most likely as a result of man-shit. Preached by a select few from Central Massachusetts, the term man-shit was first used to define associations between men after it was introduced into the American lexicon by the Bad Boys film series.

When two or more males are stuck in a seemingly homophobic situation.. the phrase "This isn't gay shit... this is manshit!" can be used to effectively diffuse the situation and regain equilibrium in masculinity.

A woman so hott and sexy, it is for real men. Not for buys