A misunderstood creature in this heedless world. He seeks to find happiness, so he chases wealth, power, fame and love of women endlessly in despair and emptiness. The society around him targets him as a primary audience, because he is suppose to be the "bread bringer," so he is constantly expose to the lies of pornography, lottery, get rich schemes, scams.... and even after so many ventures, tends to hide his discomfort and pain, because society told him that "a real man doesn't cry." He wants to be a great son, a loving husband, provider, sustain-er, protector and a compassionate father, but is often misunderstood by the opposite gender as one and the same and acquires labels such as pimp, playa, perv.....His life is forever empty.... He live only through the eyes of others, so he ventures his entire life just so he can be called a man.
by Failure that does hardwork April 14, 2013
A man is someone who frequently doesn't phone or send an email when they say they will. This definition excludes: good husbands, brothers and fathers.
by Womankind December 09, 2009
"YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL, MANDKIND ILL NEEDS A SAVIOR SUCH AS YOU!"
"WHAT IS A MAN??? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! *Throws wine glass at floor* BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!
"WHAT IS A MAN??? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! *Throws wine glass at floor* BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!
by MAHNAMER May 12, 2010
by Carson McMuffins April 25, 2019
The prefix added to a word to make it manlier, as in manpurse (a manly purse), manswer (a manly answer) and mancave (a manly cave or place for a group of men).
Special note: Sometimes it is necessary to replace the first syllable of the word for man- as in the example, manwich, a manly sandwich which contains a unusual amount of meat.
Special note: Sometimes it is necessary to replace the first syllable of the word for man- as in the example, manwich, a manly sandwich which contains a unusual amount of meat.
Sally: Geez Joe, do you always masterbate in a pool of sharks while juggling flaming chainsaws?
Joe: Don't you know anything? I'm not masterbating, I'm MAN-sterbating!
Joe: Don't you know anything? I'm not masterbating, I'm MAN-sterbating!
by ghostsquad October 06, 2011
Someone who wouldn't make the following mistakes:
The "Dear editor" entry for the definition of "man" endorses descrimination, despite quoting the rules: "Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it".
"90% are useless, worthless arseholes" - that applies not to men, but rather to users of urban dictionary, which is a small subset of "people".
The entry is also duplicated several times.
The "Dear editor" entry for the definition of "man" endorses descrimination, despite quoting the rules: "Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it".
"90% are useless, worthless arseholes" - that applies not to men, but rather to users of urban dictionary, which is a small subset of "people".
The entry is also duplicated several times.
by E Way October 22, 2012
Lynch is that female badass, in the mold of Stone Cold Steve Austin, that the company has craved, but she’s seized her moment by emphasizing character traits that wrestling fans typically equate with male performers. She’s not a sex symbol. She doesn’t smile for the cameras. She doesn’t beg for your affection.
Take it or leave it, she is who she is: The Man.
Take it or leave it, she is who she is: The Man.
by BITW PUNK November 25, 2018