A Scottish term for when two people engage in any kind of dance which leads to sexual intercourse between the two. However the dancing must continue, this is done so other people don't notice and are simply convinced that they are dancing. If the dancing were to stop, it would no longer be a manky tango, it would simply become sex

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower