1) A Mexican Jew.
2) One who celebrates all holidays.
3) One who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts.
2) One who celebrates all holidays.
3) One who can claim to be either religion in order to receive more gifts.
Croat: "Ali, why weren't you at school yesterday?"
Ali: "It was Yom Hasshana."
Croat: "What kind of Jew are you? Do you mean Yom Kippur?"
Ali: "Right."
Croat: "Ali, what happened to your Christmas Tree?"
Ali: "What? Oh...Papá Noel can't find our house unless he can see the Mexican Chilli Peppers."
Ali: "It was Yom Hasshana."
Croat: "What kind of Jew are you? Do you mean Yom Kippur?"
Ali: "Right."
Croat: "Ali, what happened to your Christmas Tree?"
Ali: "What? Oh...Papá Noel can't find our house unless he can see the Mexican Chilli Peppers."
by The Croatian Sensations April 28, 2004
Get the manksta jizzew neck gaiter and mug.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
via giphy
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
Get the Horny Jail neck gaiter and mug.
Jul 7 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
