The young man was walking out of the shower and before he was able to cover himself with a towel, several strangers saw his privates and one of them commented, “wow, did you see the maniscalco penis”.

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

The inexperienced politician slammed his fist on the table and espoused a maniscalco, which made him a one term Councilman.