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When one is filled with incredible rage, but just too lazy to actually do anything about it. So one might swear or move an few feet away from the source of one's mangriness. Often accompanied by a forceful "MEH!" noise.
by Iatro January 24, 2004
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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I am so mangry at Shaquilla, she totally trashed my party.
How dare she show up uninvited! She is so annoying, it makes me really mangry.
How dare she show up uninvited! She is so annoying, it makes me really mangry.
by moocher99 November 28, 2013
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mangry—(adj.)—the upset or irritation experienced by a male when his male privilege—either self-consciously assumed or consciously self-aware—fails to ensure an expected outcome based on gender alone.
Bruce and Linda arrived at the butcher counter simultaneously, but Bruce was mangry that the butcher chose to serve Linda first.
by gocosmonaut December 19, 2017
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Man-Angry. A woman that is angry at all men for something one man has done to her. A common sympton of post-traumatic relationship syndrome.
"Lora hasn't started dating again since Mike cheated on her ... she's still Mangry and knows she'll take out her anger towards him on any man she meets."
by The Cason-Point February 26, 2010
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Mangry is a type of angryness. However it is felt by some that angry can mean too much of a variety of things and so is now seen as being 'femininly' angry. eg, bitching, silent treatment etc. Mangry is 'man angry' bang your fist on the table angry. I'm going to kill him angry. shouting and swearing and kicking stuff angry.
I'm going to kill him im so mangry!!
Man, im so mangry i could just punch you!!
I'm not just angry, im MANGRY!!
Man, im so mangry i could just punch you!!
I'm not just angry, im MANGRY!!
by mangry lady January 31, 2010