The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output
Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'
by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018
A word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled.
by Cock Higgins June 26, 2012
A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.
by chester January 29, 2004
by Fly May 12, 2004
guy#1 Man what the fuck happened last night
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.
guy#2yeah you puked in my dishwasher and my mum wants ur phone number.
guy#1 yeah i was mangled sorry.
by VBdrinkingBoganSonofaBithch August 05, 2008
Apr 23 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

