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abbreviation for "masturbate and pass out", referring to times when one decides to end the day with a healthy self-love session and subsequently falls quickly asleep.
(v) - the act of masturbating and then passing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night's rest
(v) - the act of masturbating and then passing out directly after masturbating for a lovely night's rest
"I'd love to go out with you tonight, but honestly I think I'll just mandpo instead, no offense."
"When I mandpo, I like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe."
"I always have better dreams after I mandpo, something about the blood rush."
"When I mandpo, I like to have smooth jazz on in the background to set a nice vibe."
"I always have better dreams after I mandpo, something about the blood rush."
by deniso/maro April 21, 2009
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021