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MANCHESTER IS GREAT! even though it is an absolute shed.
NO, we dont all talk like Liam Gallagher, most of us do though.
NO, we arent all chavs. most of us are though.
NO, we dont all possess guns. most of us do though.
NO, we dont all have ASBO's. most of us do though.
and NO we do not say "my kid"


it's "our kid"
you get me?!
bloke from manchester: "y'alright are kid?"
another bloke from manchester: "sound mate, sound."
by mickie and lickie February 04, 2009
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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A "Manchester" is the act of calling a friend or acquaintance on a statement they made. When a person states definitively that they will perform an action, anyone within earshot can call "Manchester!"

After the call, the callee must either perform the act or receive a swift punch in the stomach.

Originated at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology on BSB 1 in 2008-2009.
Andy: "I'm going to go do jumping jacks naked on the frozen lake!"
Tim: "MANCHESTER."

(At this point, Andy either does jumping jacks naked on a frozen lake, or gets punched.)
by Thron January 07, 2010
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When you say you are going to do something and someone Manchesters you, you have to do it or you get kicked in the nuts.
I'm gonna take a shit in your gloves." "Manchester."
by kunz1033 December 15, 2010
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A "Manchester" is used in response to an individual claiming a completely ridiculous course of action. Once Manchestered, said individual must complete his claim within 24 hours, otherwise punishable with a vicious open hand slap or kick to the testicles.
Subject 1: "If that asshole doesn't turn does his music, I'm going to shit on face."

Subject 2: "Manchester..."
by Zimmdog October 06, 2011
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basically the ultimate dare; you can not turn these down, or you will be punched in the chest as hard as the person that manchestered you can punch.
"I'm going to stick this up your ass"
"manchester"
"damnit"
*punch*
by santersss May 20, 2010
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Manchester (gunchester) is a great place, even though every fucker thinks they are a gangsta ''yo gran give us a tenner for a bud''. ''Ee-yar go and ask Steve if he's got a spare cig until tomorra
Wanna go to Manchester tomorrow?
Not Manchester, I'll probably get shot.
by Sweetielover August 23, 2015
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