Urban Dictionary: man the cannon

man the cannon

when you need to grab onto another mans penis before he cums

Man "dude im gonna cum! Man the cannon!"

by Dr C Swagger February 20, 2014

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man cannon

the male reproductive organ

Draw your meat swords and arm your man cannon!

by EddyGaluszka September 12, 2004

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Man-Cannon

a huge mans penis

1.I have a huge man-cannon
2.she has a big man-cannon in her hand
3.OMG Look at his man-cannon

by urbanbastard June 10, 2009

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man cannon

1. A device in Halo used to launch people over large distances, often used in Forge.

2. A penis

1. "Did you see that?! I just sniped that guy while he was being launched across the map by the man cannon!"

2. "Why don't you come over here and check out my man cannon?"

by Mistrissyuki August 14, 2008

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Man Cannon

slang for the word penis. about 6-12 inches long.

eh bro, did you smush that chick last night? yeah i used my man cannon to also blow my load all over her titties while she was getting ready to call it a night.

by da coolest guy ever August 18, 2010

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man cannoned

A special phrase for when a girl(or guy)dumps their boyfriend in a brutal way.

Person 1:Hey what happened to Ben?
Person 2:His girl just man cannoned him this morning.
Person 1:.....ouch.

by Cellie October 25, 2007

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Man Cannon

A Man Cannon is a hoodie made from thin material like a T shirt. The wearer (with hood on) resembles a man being shot out of a cannon.

Chris is wearing his man cannon again; it must be his favorite shirt.

by Crotchety ol Seasick January 22, 2017

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