when a guy pulls his dick and balls back between his legs (forming a basket of fruit behind him) and then putting his legs together to simulate the look of a vagina.

Also called a mangina
"I thought I was gonna bust a gut when that wack job in Silence of the Lambs danced in front of the mirror admiring his man taco."
by pseudonym September 18, 2004
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when you eat the bean burrito that comes out of a mans ass
jeff: did you hear?
tom: what?
jeff: i gave stacy a mexi-man taco last night
tom: nice
by D. Sanchez! January 24, 2010
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A sexual act in which a female receives cunilingus while standing with legs spread eagle from a dwarf/midget standing proud, standing tall.
Missy took a midget home from the bar last night, to feed at her wee-man taco stand.
by David Kenney November 07, 2007
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A super hero with a mustache, diguised as a taco that uses his taco powers to repel evil.
by Hill Man June 13, 2003
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Hiding outside the Taco Bell drive through and stealing someone's food when the employee hands it out the window. when running away it is necesary to yell "TACO MAN!!!"
hey, lets Taco-man tonight.
by pinman09 March 23, 2007
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A man with a vagina.
"Has your new boyfriend got a big dick?"
"Oh, he's a taco man, so we use a strapon"
by thatlittlepenis February 10, 2017
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