when multiple men engage in unorthodox lewd sexual orgy with may involve ducks and or chuck norris

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

When a man says something so unfunny that he has to repeat it a couple of times because he thinks nobody heard him.

When someone does something idiotic.

A man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience in which he fails to find an item until enlisting the help of a female— often a mother, mother figure, or significant other.

A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".

That really awkward moment when you accidentally touch your buddy's hand, ass or other sensitive area while walking.