Lacteous liquid coming from the mammary glands of various species from the kingdom Anamalia mixed with various fructose/sucrose ingredients from diverse plant ovaries. Also related to: bloody mammoth semen, enhanced mammoth semen.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.