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(a typical conversation in mamaroneck)
kid 1: yo you wanna skip school and smoke some pot?
kid 2: no lets swim in my indoor pool while watching my 72" plasma HDTV
kid 1: yo you wanna skip school and smoke some pot?
kid 2: no lets swim in my indoor pool while watching my 72" plasma HDTV
by ADULTSofTOMMOROW August 30, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
2
Mamaroneck is the quaint little area that is surrounded by rye, harrison, white plains, scarsdale, larchmont, and the long island sound. One can find anything from 10+ million dollar homes, to ten thousand illegal central americans. Aside from that you can find all types of little shops and condo/co-op living areas, as well as huge nation-wide chains e.g. McDonald's, Blockbuster, Lupita's Grocery Store, etc... They have great grammer schools, although, not many of the adolecent youth seam to reflect this, and an even greater high school. There is a local government who hold elections every year, still, it's a well known fact that you have to be of the lanza blood-line to even run for an office.. non the less, the town has been run, commercially and socially, by a ghost-office holder, Solo, for many years now and who has moved away from the area recently. He still calls the shots and is proud of what he has made of the cute little area by the water known as mamaroneck. Like Keyser Söze he's rarely seen in the area, but if u do catch a glips, call elaine and tell her
"even in the garbage, u can find some spare change... think of mamaroneck as the change.. err-one else is the garbage"
by staysippin September 19, 2007
3
A place of much diversity
mexicans
jews
white ass lo lifes
and those more fortunate on the border of larchmont : )
mexicans
jews
white ass lo lifes
and those more fortunate on the border of larchmont : )
by slfosho January 08, 2009
4
some parts if mamaroneck is white community most ghetto sometimes known as "mamexico". the white people that live there just want to be like larchmont people, but cant afford it. the ghetto people want to be like the bronx or something.
ghetto daughter: mah, why aint we da livin in the bx where mah daddy live?
ghetto mother: we live in mamaroneck. we don wanna live in no ghetto, dey be shootin us bcuz you be knowing i stole dem drugs fo' you.
ghetto mother: we live in mamaroneck. we don wanna live in no ghetto, dey be shootin us bcuz you be knowing i stole dem drugs fo' you.
by aayo, its beezly =] December 26, 2006
5
The Town of Mamaroneck consists of the Unincorporated Area, the Village of Larchmont and the part of the Village of Mamaroneck lying west of the Mamaroneck River or that part that is not Rye Neck. During recent years a large growth of illegal immigrants have been on the rise. The Town is controlled by 1 man and they call him JP.
by USMM01 August 23, 2005