To do all things Maluma. Check his Instagram, listen to his music, post about him on my fan page, and wonder what he is doing this second

Pretty boy, dirty boy.

A singer of Columbian descent. His real name is Juan Luis Londono Arias and his stage name Maluma consists of the first two letters from names of three family members he holds dear. That's pretty boy for you.

Pulling a Maluma is the act of deep throating like a champ. The term originates from the Maluma and Ricky Martin sex tape. Maluma performs oral sex with exceptional skill. He does not seem to need to come up for air, leaving viewers wondering if there is some sort of nose breathing technique we need to work on. Additionally, he is able to execute fully on his technique while duely making sexy eyes for the camera.

bad imitation of denis dosio. he’s very good at singing, and he’s known because he did kind of a remix of the song “yoshi”, calling it “soshika”. he’s very handsome, he loves raquel from la casa de papel and often screams her name in forests. he loves recreating scenes from la casa de papel and singing songs by tiziano ferro, dpg, fred de palma and other italian singers. he doesn’t know the song “perchè mi hai rotto il cuore”.
his best performances:

-continuo a chiedermi perchEeEeÈ questo bambino fa SOSHIKAAAA
-DI SERE NEREEEEEEEE
-scapperesti via con mEeEe, ma quale tour eiffEeEeL
-ti sbatto al cancello
-NO RAQUEL NON ANDARE LÌ CI SONO I CANI NO ASPETTA RAQUEL NO RAQUEL NO RAQUEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
-ᵘⁿᵃ ᵐᵃᵗᵗⁱⁿᵃ ᵐⁱ ˢᵒⁿᵒ ᵃˡᶻᵃᵗᵒ, ᵒʰ ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᵇᵉˡˡᵃ ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ, ᶜⁱᵃᵒ
-dimmi dOOOOve e quAndO