"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"
by Malteser April 28, 2006
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Someone from Malta, a country in the mediterranian. The people are often referred to as spicks, because of their hispanic origin and general dirtiness. The men are often loverats who have a reputation for fighting, breaking hearts, and rape.
by Randy Beamer January 06, 2008
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Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
by Inventor of the Maltese Falcon July 10, 2008
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Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
by christian 93 July 01, 2005
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When you have tried every other strategy to get that filthy blozzer you've been crying out for so your only last option is to get down on one knee and give your life away.
"She hasn't touched my slug for months, think I might have to use the Maltese Proposal this weekend."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
"Used the Maltese Proposal this weekend. It was a carnival of saliva."
by Jimmy Burtgoals November 04, 2018
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When you are busting for a pooh.
(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).
Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.
(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).
Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.
by Tom Monaghan July 01, 2011
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Someone that has Maltese nationality that is of Italian and British or English descent and origins, born in any of the three places.
(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)
(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)
That dude was born in England but he doesnt look it (He looks ethnically Italian). Yeah his dad is Italian Maltese or sicilan or something, and his mum is English, so he is Britalian Maltese or Anglo Italian Maltese.
by dipalermo2011 March 04, 2011
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