The name commonly referring to a small penis; Malteser being the name of a popular confectionery brand in the UK in the form of small chocolate balls.
"Wow, did you see the size of that guys cock?"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"
"Yeah, I know! It was about the size of a Pink Malteser!"
by Phantasium August 31, 2012
hottest tik tok star to exist , she is scary and big and chunky 😏🥵, she always munches on maltesers(YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT) she is very spicy
by chicken feet sucker April 26, 2019
A sexually deviant act committed by Maltese waiters to unsuspecting holiday makers which involves the Maltese waiter ejaculating into the food and drinks of his customers and stirring the food and drinks with his cock.
by TheMalteseFalcione October 15, 2019
A teacher who is apparently REALLY fit but has maffis eyes and is on anti-depressants and is also rumoured to be a the forgotten star on porn hub (and is also a real bitch/slut)
"I wonder is my teacher a Malteser"
by idonthavechlamidiya June 02, 2018
A person with Maltese heritage in their family and is a bit of a dick head/smart ass sometimes. Usually, this dickheaded-ness AND OR smart-ass gene is passed on from the father.
by Tim the boi from Straya July 12, 2019
When you stick your dick and balls into a pussy and cum in her making it like a milkshake with maltesers on the top>
by pewismalteser October 25, 2017