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Malooki is a funny fella! He is easy to get along with and fun to be around. He doesn’t care how old he is he just wants titty milk, sometimes he will even bite his friends nipples. He is a bad liar and his taste is music is gay. gay boy with straight pleasures, like all his other odd friends. MOKOOO
i sang Alicia Keys with Malooki today!
by freshhhsh March 10, 2021
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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