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A malloon is a hot,sexy,fun girl. She is usally amazing to be with and will always make you laugh. You can go to a malloon for anything. A malloon will always make u feel happy when your sad. She is one and a kind.
Girl: WHY IS EVERY BOY TALKING ABOUT A MALLOON?!
Boy: dude, you dont know what a malloon is? Malloon is hot as hell.
by malloon world December 30, 2011
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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