When you hype up a dance circle but leave before it starts

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.

Verb. The act of being shit at something. Specifically being a quarterback in the national football league.

A dummy

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.