by Caulkknocker March 07, 2019
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He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
by T. G. Moore October 26, 2006
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ignore him, he's a timmy mallet
by tipsy March 10, 2004
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Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"
Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
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by chelsea G July 29, 2006
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Look at the size of the ass on that rubber mallet
Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout
Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
Did you see that rubber mallet cut me up on the roundabout
Mate , I'd Never date a rubber mallet
by Megaflea February 10, 2011
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Definition: a person whose head is a rectangle,or the head itself. Also used to mean a person with a vacuous mind. A mad scientist would be a good example of a mallethead.
"If I had known you were only going that far,mallethead, I would have stayed in,"Amy told her friend Jim,after he fell out of the cardboard box and lost his pompom snowhat,due to his big mallethead,as he tried to boxslide downhill by himself. Down below,at the bottom of the snowy hill,Pat and Gary,wearing plain snowhats and overcoats,thought,"What a malletheadJim is, partly for wearing a pompom snowhat,and a jacket! Plain snowhats and overcoats are the ideal winter gear these days! Well,at any rate,Jim deserves to lose his hat, since his head is a mallethead and he is a mallet head!"
by JMC70 October 25, 2016
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