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An affliction which causes a woman to make a duckface when posing for a photo.
"What is Stacy doing with her lips in all her pics? She looks like a fucking duck!"
"She has a mallardy. Unfortunately incurable."
by poppingivy April 07, 2014
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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