a person who holds their skateboard by their trucks, as if they are an accessory. These people are generally referred to as posers, and have their jeans ripped from the grip tape of the board grinding on their pants.
You can usually find these posers at a local mall, and they do not know how to skateboard.

The fatigue felt after STANDING around and doing nothing while your girlfriend is shopping in store after store.

A mall kiosk sales person who blows through town once a year selling a product for only a couple of weeks.

1) Sales people usually employed at the mall that get in your face to buy their stuff and test their products on you without your permission; commission based harpies will usually swarm you.


2) Retailers who don't understand "no."

A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.

People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"

Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.

A mall that from the outside and inside looks just like a circus tent, and located in Crystal River, Florida. Inside there are a good number of elderly citizens and annoying rednecks. There are around 6 places to eat in the center of the mall, and the best thing to eat would be the pretzel bites from Magic Twists ice cream and pretzels. Wannabe punk kids go to Spencer's and the rest of the teenagers are normally found infront of the built in movie theatre. There are also no segways allowed.

A girl who goes to a mall to prowl for guys or girls to hook up with. She may hookup just for fun or in exchange for clothes, ipod, cd's, and other goodies. Reasons that a mall is better than a club: (1)More people to choose from (2)Much safer environment (3)Clubs are too dark and noisy (4)Don't have to be 21 (5)Malls are usually closer too home (6)It's the perfect cover for what she's really shopping for (7)Combine two favorite things - shopping n sex (8)No cover charge (9)Easier to get there n back (10)Better food