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Whiney suburban pseudogoth. Hates their parents/world, Hangs out at hot topic. really fucking lame.
Mall Druid: Hey Tabitha lets go sacrifice some puppies to satan in the fountain next to the food court!

Sorry I can't i have Homework, LoL! Cult Geo is the suxxors!
by Loogie October 19, 2006
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