To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious errors were made on his part, the malky factor takes over resulting in total failiure. This ability to destroy anything put in front of him baffles even the most intelligent persons, and reasearch is being counducted into how this can be done regardless of any care taken over preparation.

Local to the West Coast of Scotland (especially Glasgow) & having been used since the late 1960's/early 1970's to describe in slang terms, the act of head butting another individual (see also Malky)

I'm led to believe that it's also been used in printed stories & rhymes, again locally in the Glasgow/West of scotland area, by the likes of the Glaswegian poet & wordsmith, Liz Lochhead, (who was invited to read some of her work to my schools drama classes, during the school year 1981 - 82).

Glaswegian word for a headbutt.

A seriously bad thing to happen to you. If you get 'malkied' then you will have been thumped raucously about the body in a fashion not dissimilar to that of a poor unfortunate referee who has bad mouthed the captain of a particularly large rugby squad.

glaswegian slang term for razor blade
i.e malcolm frazor= razor

Originating in Glasgow / West Coast of Scotland, a term for slashing someone with a straight razor, usually across the face. Comes from the dubious rhyming slang of Malky (Malcolm) Fraser, Razor.

Has extended over the years to mean simply giving someone a 'doing' - beating them up - or a 'Glesga kiss' - a headbutt - and has also expanded throughout Scotland and into the North East of England.

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