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1. The act of taking in the ass. I. E. Getting drunk and winding up cornholed. 2. Being married to a well dressed man , only to find out after some kids he is gay.
1. Scott got malkused outside the bar after a few to many pints.
2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.
2. Stephanie got malkused after 15 years of marriage and two kids.
by blumpkinpunch January 30, 2016
Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021