To totally screw up any item of hardware beyond use by allowing it into the hands of the aforementioned person, and although no obvious errors were made on his part, the malky factor takes over resulting in total failiure. This ability to destroy anything put in front of him baffles even the most intelligent persons, and reasearch is being counducted into how this can be done regardless of any care taken over preparation.

Whole meal, Not a snack. Full package and loved by all. Sweetest and spunkiest cute girl around.

Coolest best lookin dude around, huge johnson!

A non-PC slang term used to describe someone of oriental appearance. Thought to have originated in West Edinburgh.

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

a skank

To get absolutely away with it, beyond just drunk, on the floor unconscious or with your head down the toilet spewing out your insides.