Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.
Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?
by TL September 06, 2004
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malk

noun

Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned.
Mom: "Do you want whole or chocolate milk on your Frosted Flakes?"
Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much."
by Bachelor boB January 03, 2017
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-=:CHRiS:=-co founder of the word Malk says:
its mack + talk
used in a sentence im gonna malk that broad
meaning im gonna talk to her not to mack just to talk but if n e thing happens its all good lol
by Jmac May 25, 2004
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The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.
Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.
by click25 May 31, 2009
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The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.
I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.
by click25 May 31, 2009
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Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse
Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
by t0nyz April 26, 2007
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When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.
Whoa my girl just ate my malk
by JP Wollner January 07, 2021
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