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It is when the girl has such big jugs that
she can use one breast to make a tunnel by folding it onto itself and then while you tf her she gives you a handy with her free hand.

It is called maljob since it originated with a girl named mallary.
"I can't wait to get my next maljob, it was like doublemint. Double the
flavor, double the fun."
by Kevin Calabro February 22, 2006
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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