think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
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malex-means whappa which is an english dirivitive of ear. created in loxahatchee by taylor and alex
your malex is on fire. maning your ear is on fire.
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think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
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The name Malex is synonymous with kindness and generosity. This person is not only caring and transparent, but also incredibly helpful and friendly. However, they are selective about who they allow into their inner circle, only letting in those who have proven themselves to be trustworthy.
But don't be fooled by their generosity and kindness, Malex is also a bit of a prankster and always up for a good laugh. They have a quick wit and a clever sense of humor, which makes them a hit at parties and social gatherings. They are also known for their impeccable dance moves and their love for a good pizza. Overall, Malex is the total package: a kind-hearted, helpful, funny friend who always knows how to have a good time.
Can't you be more like a Malex, an angel in human form? I mean come'on stop being a bitch!
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The ship name for Michael Guerin and Alex Manes from the CW show Roswell: New Mexico
"Oh that malex scene was so good in last nights episode!"
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Two pda offenders that hold hands in the hallway and have no life.
Hey that person is a malex bluban

Wow I hate those type of people
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Two people Dating that offend school rules all the time ( specifically PDA rules) They talk ALL THE TIME
That persons really a malex bluban

I guess they’re getting another write up today *sigh*
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