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think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
by honest abe the dke pledge January 22, 2020
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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malex-means whappa which is an english dirivitive of ear. created in loxahatchee by taylor and alex
your malex is on fire. maning your ear is on fire.
by taylor and alex May 21, 2006
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think you're good looking? fuck you stupid ass bitch. think you like to spoon? shut the hell up you fugly whore. malex has you beat by 690% with their multiple unwanted pregnancy scares, UTIs, and more plan b to last a lifetime.
"yo man have you seen alex's ass today?" -abe. "geese louise man that shits wild" -malex, 2020.
by honest abe the dke pledge January 22, 2020
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Ship of Magnus Chase and Alex Fierro, from the Magnus Chase (book) series by Rick Riordan.
Also sometimes referred to as the Ship of the Dead which is the name of the third book in the Magnus Chase book series. The book takes place in Valhalla, the afterlife of the honored dead Norse, where both the characters are dead, making the ship, therefore, the Ship of the Dead.

This ship is somewhat cannon, depending on who you ask.

This ship is sometimes called Maglex.
Fangirl/fanboy: "Oh my gosh! I just read the Magnus Chase series, and I so ship Malex!"
by Our Lord Pickles April 03, 2018
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A TERRIBLE ship name for Maddie and Alex.
I heard Maddie and Alex are dating, let’s call it Malex!
by SmoothTiger1 March 08, 2021
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a ship between meghan and alex.
omg!! malex is real and meghan agrees!
by malex4life May 17, 2019
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