May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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A person who will cause alot of problems because of a stupid bitch. She is the most loyal and goofiest person to be with. She can be mean, because she probably fucking hates you. But if you’re on her good side, she’s literally the best.
by dadddyaddyrat April 23, 2020