I love visiting Hawaii, and I always enjoy being welcomingly greeted by lots of lovely brown-skinned damsels; I was warned about da possibility of maleise, though, and so da way I avoid dat hazard is to "pass along" (i.e., take them off and place them around other tourists' necks) some of my flower-necklaces if I accumulate more than three or four of dem in a short period.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz