Urban Dictionary: male

Male

Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.

-Male picks up the phone at the office

-Other human being: hi darling, friday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...

-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..

- Other human being: why the fuck you always seem to be annoied when I propose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"

- Male: jeeesus.

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by 88astro88 May 11, 2018

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A strange species. They often have a brain the size of a strawberry. They also have a log. (Unknown purpose, altho they do say theyre going to beat it, so it might have to do with domestic violence) they also might be fireworks, because of them saying theyre going to bang someone.

Also theyre not female

He's not female, he's a male

by Mr_n0_n4m3 February 01, 2020

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lucky bastards who get more and better orgasms than women!

Female: did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Other female: fuck, I want to be a male!

by odode December 24, 2020

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