Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

verb
the process of going mad and balding.

when you're mad and you're balding

used online to describe someone’s who mad, malding is a combination of the words “mad” and “balding” meaning that you’re so mad it’s making you bald

Mad and Balding

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.

The definition of Malding is simply Royal/Dylan