Urban Dictionary: malding

Malding is the portmanteau of the words mad and balding, used to refer to an angry, bald man.

by SlangLang.net February 27, 2021

"man I'm malding"
"haha nerd"

by throwawaygh June 24, 2021

used online to describe someone’s who mad, malding is a combination of the words “mad” and “balding” meaning that you’re so mad it’s making you bald

dude 1: stfu get a life
dude 2: lol malding
dude 1: ur so toxic
dude 2: malding still, stay mad

by magsmccat July 29, 2021

Helical son is malding. ;)

by SYMDOTCOME October 08, 2020

For when someone is simultaneously mad and balding, either the person is mad and balding or the person is balding because of unfathomable rage.

Gunmarking tanks with bad guns resulted in _AceDane_ malding

by AceDane November 18, 2020

by TailwindEagle October 10, 2020

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.

"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"

by Sacculish July 02, 2021