A very amazing man with beautiful blue eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.
by Malachi_1476 December 21, 2017
A person who manages to continually harm his body by getting into ridiculous and easily avoidable situations. This can be done in vehicles, with household appliances, fire or explosions and any other socially retarded way. The key element is the refusal to go to a hospital or seek any medical attention or stop doing stupid shit.
Rico: Whats up man
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
Kowalski: Dude i stabbed myself with a tire iron jousting on motor scooters
Rico: Dude your being a real Malachi. Now lets get to the hospital, your bleeding profusely.
Kowaslki: Fuck you bro. Hospitals are for communists.
by PolarBarrett69 April 15, 2010
Malachi is a shy but sweat guy he has blue eyes blond hair and if u guys have a chance of dating him you better take the chance he is loyal
by Little j May 21, 2019
a boy that is smart, athletic , and kind but if you make him mad its not gonna be nice. he is very creative and spunky.
follow his Instagram @that_kiddoo_
follow his Instagram @that_kiddoo_
by that_kiddoo_ March 18, 2020
Malachi is one of the greatest peesons u will ever meet he has one of the greatest personalities you will ever meet and he never gives up on people even when they give up on themselfs
by The reals nigga September 06, 2019
Malachy is a great boy he’s a bit fat but
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
his penis is massive.Malachy will normally hit puberty at 9 and have many good friends.He is also very hyper and crazy he likes to do dumb things that get him in trouble
by Farmer joe 1267 October 18, 2019
An incredibly caring person, who has a love for pokemon, astonishingly blue eyes, plays lead guitar, and an amazing kisser. Will always have your back at whatever you do.
by KPANDMT<3 February 04, 2010