1. Not showering for atleast three days and then taking a bath that lasts for several hours.

2. Violent diarrhea.

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

masturbation technique where the man lays flat on his stomach and stirs his hips in a circular way that rubs his penis around and around on a surface: commonly on a bed or couch or soft carpeted floor or back seat of van.