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Guy 1: "Yo man, what are you up to tonight?"
Guy 2: "I have to make an appearance at some douchebag's birthday party, but after that I should be free."
Guy 2: "I have to make an appearance at some douchebag's birthday party, but after that I should be free."
by Minkus September 03, 2006
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015